Your in a mountain terrain area in China. Your walking through with your family with a tour guide Woon that doesn't speak English and you have no idea what he's saying. You fight through the tuff bamboo walkway with having scratches all over yourself. But then suddenly, you hear Woon yelling at you in panic, "Pǎo! Xióngmāo láile!". Your thinking he might just be really exited but then he runs away in the taboo and your stuck in the bamboo with just your defenseless family. But then you hear a roar and your family is panicking. You run away leaving your wife and children with them stuck in the bamboo. They run a different way while your stuck in a tree. THEN, you see the giant panda that comes walking in. He sits down in calmness and grabs a piece of bamboo. He starts eating the bamboo with chewing through the tough sticks with his molars. The molars help the panda with grinding the tough bamboo. As your watching him peacefully eat, it gets really dark. Just as you are climbing down from the tree, you then hear a load obnactious screech. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO! Your looking around. Your thinking that it might have been a bat just being annoying. But no... it was the great King Midas Bat! It uses it's special nocturnal vision at night skills to attack the panda. The panda sits there as nothing is happening, after all the bat is not physically touching the panda... YET.
After hours of the panda just chowing down on the bamboo, the bat is still swarming down on the panda and making annoying sounds. You are really getting a headache of the sounds so you finally come to the conclusion that you want to climb down and go to the camp site to reunite with your beloved family that definitely does not hate you for abandoning them. Just as you start climbing, you hear a "THUD!" You look around thinking that it was a coconut just like Tom Hanks was in Cast Away. But then you look down at the panda. The panda is still but has a look in its eye. The look of killing. Then, you see the bat 5 feet away from the panda on the ground. The bat must have gotten cocky and hit the panda. What your thinking is right; its going down tonight with the panda and the bat. The panda then grabs a giant piece of bamboo. He sticks it in his mouth. (Yes it is a he) Knowing the panda, he has smooth yet giant molars for chewing and grinding the though stick. As 2 minutes go by, the panda sharpens the stick into a spear. The bat opens its mouth to show its teeth-but then emeadtly the panda shoves the bamboo down the bats throt. You laugh right after the bat got thrown away, after all the panda docent want to eat meat. You thank the lord as you climb down thinking of your nice fam-CRACK goes the tree branch.
Two days later
EMT, "yeah he's dead. I wonder why he was climbing up the tree in the first place..."
After hours of the panda just chowing down on the bamboo, the bat is still swarming down on the panda and making annoying sounds. You are really getting a headache of the sounds so you finally come to the conclusion that you want to climb down and go to the camp site to reunite with your beloved family that definitely does not hate you for abandoning them. Just as you start climbing, you hear a "THUD!" You look around thinking that it was a coconut just like Tom Hanks was in Cast Away. But then you look down at the panda. The panda is still but has a look in its eye. The look of killing. Then, you see the bat 5 feet away from the panda on the ground. The bat must have gotten cocky and hit the panda. What your thinking is right; its going down tonight with the panda and the bat. The panda then grabs a giant piece of bamboo. He sticks it in his mouth. (Yes it is a he) Knowing the panda, he has smooth yet giant molars for chewing and grinding the though stick. As 2 minutes go by, the panda sharpens the stick into a spear. The bat opens its mouth to show its teeth-but then emeadtly the panda shoves the bamboo down the bats throt. You laugh right after the bat got thrown away, after all the panda docent want to eat meat. You thank the lord as you climb down thinking of your nice fam-CRACK goes the tree branch.
Two days later
EMT, "yeah he's dead. I wonder why he was climbing up the tree in the first place..."