Raccoon Dog VS. Tiger Quoll
I guess you really do get what you pay for when you buy a coffee in Portland. You wouldn't expect a Raccoon Dog to walk in to Starbucks with a thirst for something a little more than just a good brew. He hopped up and sat his little furry bottom on the comforting love seat with nothing but uncertainty in his tiny heart. He was ready for a possible fight even though didn't know how to throw a kick like a sensei despite the fact that he was an Asian wild dog. There are 5 different subspecies of Raccoon dogs that are found in eastern Europe and Asia but this guy was one of a kind and was causing trouble in Portland. He was a carnivore but today he bought a cinnamon stick and put on his reading glasses as he lifted the newspaper just inches away from his muzzle knowing very well he couldn't read. It was all just a cover up. Standing out on all fours against the civilized, and less hairy crowd. Little did they know that he was calmly waiting for his ex girlfriend, the Tiger Quoll. Suddenly, she walked in looking a little nervous and discombobulated. She searched the room and eventually her sweet little eyes met those of the Raccoon Dog's. Her body had an adorable bounce as she gingerly pranced over toward him with her claws clicking on the hard wood floor. The Raccoon Dog smiled and said "Hi, how are you?" The Tiger Quoll replied "I'm well, how are you?" "I'm doing fine." There was a slight pause after that moment but Miss Tiger Quoll hit play by saying "I'm going to grab a latte." "Sounds good", the Raccoon Dog said with an awkward demeanor. He quickly migrated from the love seat to a regular round table with stools now realizing that a small couch and your ex girlfriend was a faux pas. Miss Tiger Quoll came back with a pumpkin spiced latte which suited her because she herself was a pumpkin spiced latte. She had a light brown coat that was covered in white spots. She had a creamy white underside. She was coming off as an angel but from past experience Raccoon Dog knew that she had spice in her personality and the heart of a tiger. Raccoon Dog cleared his throat and asked "So how's life?" She replied with no lack of sass and said "I don't know, you tell me!" Old Raccoon Dog was taken quite aback from her remark and said "I was simply trying to be polite." "Oh were you?" "Yes indeed I was." She raised her voice and exclaimed "Good! I'm a lady that is deserving of a noble man who minds his P's and Q's! I used to love you but now all I see is a confused animal who does't know whether to head for the sewers or chew on a bone and consider himself a good boy!" Raccoon Dog became enraged, "Don't you ever try and assume my gender ever again you little muskrat weasel!" At that moment, Miss Tiger Quoll scratched him in the face and he ran out in tears. She proceeded to finish her pumpkin spiced latte in peace and then went home and helped her offspring with his homework.
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